i love mowing the lawn

jonezy

i don't know why, but i get alot of satisfaction out of mowing my lawn... it's not a big lawn it only takes like 1/2 an hour to mow and trim it... but man i love doing it.

jonezy

uhhhh that is not a sexual metaphor either

jonezy

not that i don't like sex, i do... it's jsut not what i am talking about right now.

Denied

i like it too. here, it takes more like 2 and a half hours, but i like doing it.

tfsmag

jonezy was an elderly hispanic man in a past life... it explains his love affair with cheap american booze too :P

jonezy

omfg i had to stop drinking the beer soo much,.... i have gained alot of weight... i'm sure the quitting smoking didn't help with that either. so i am strictly on the vodka and rye for the foreseeable future.

tfsmag

omg dude :( i bet marvyn's back is hurting

jonezy

the poor bastard hates me now.

subterrane

Mowing the lawn is great, it's raking up the clippings and triming the edges that sucks. That's why I hired a guy to do it. My lawn looks like a frickin' putting green. Now my shrubs look like ass by comparison.

lech

Fresh cut lawn smells like heinekin to me, love the smell, but hate the taste.